there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
The kids face behind her is my reaction
Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just
THE THRILLING SAGA
DOUBLE CLAPBACK 2 for 1 special, shampoo and conditioner, head AND shoulders
do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
But why did they cross the road is the question.