You're a Butthole

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

sweet-transvestite:

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?


Executed.

sweet-transvestite:

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

Executed.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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australiansanta:

Justin please

australiansanta:

Justin please

herpes-for-sale:

meanplastic:

tragically beautiful

Cannibalism

herpes-for-sale:

meanplastic:

tragically beautiful

Cannibalism

melkior:

send hELP

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off