You're a Butthole

suspend:

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

communistbakery:

1 chainz
2 chainz
red chainz
blue chainz

Yoooooooooooooooooooo
Game of thrones is sickkkkkk

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

h0odrich:

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA


DOUBLE CLAPBACK 2 for 1 special, shampoo and conditioner, head AND shoulders

h0odrich:

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

DOUBLE CLAPBACK 2 for 1 special, shampoo and conditioner, head AND shoulders

majortvjunkie:


do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.