You're a Butthole
snazziest:

lady gaga commanding her gays

snazziest:

lady gaga commanding her gays

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

popularmeme:

so.. Genital&lt;3

popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3

conquerinqs:

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yeevil:

can we talk about the epic enema that guy just received? because unless he’s clenching pretty damn hard, im pretty damn sure he tasted it.

yeevil:

can we talk about the epic enema that guy just received? because unless he’s clenching pretty damn hard, im pretty damn sure he tasted it.